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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

System Design

Following points be considered for system design:
Compliance with laws/rules
Use RFID for tracking
Fast integration of multiple legacy systems
Collect data in orader
Module wise implementations
Auto alerts/thresholds
Workflow
Reduce cost of technology
Demand forecasting
Querying capability

Friday, November 24, 2006

MEN OF HONOR

Honorable MEN
Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!
"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mallika Sherawat. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mallika Sherawat, You would have come up with Bipasha Basu. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Mallika Sherawat."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!! "

The HR executive's Love Letter!!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you sincethe 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as aprospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months anddepending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, uponcompletion of probation, there will be continuous on the job trainingand performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover tospouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially beshared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I mighttake up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enoughto be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and Ishall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you couldforward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up thisoffer.

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,(HR Executive)

how to be happy

Story of a DONKEY

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal criedpiteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to becovered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They allgrabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.


At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. Hewas astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit hisback, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off andtake a step up.


As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of theanimal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the welland happily trotted off!

MORAL : Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick togetting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each ofour troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wellsjust by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.


Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

Thursday, November 23, 2006

basic values

From Mike ault's blog

Seven basic values every one should have

1. Everyone cannot be a winner

2. Win and lose gracefully

3. Nobody owes you anything

4. Accept criticism

5. Take responsibility for your actions

6. Treat others like you want to be treated, even when they don’t

7. Life isn't fair, don't expect it to be