Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you sincethe 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as aprospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months anddepending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, uponcompletion of probation, there will be continuous on the job trainingand performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover tospouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially beshared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I mighttake up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enoughto be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and Ishall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you couldforward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up thisoffer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,(HR Executive)
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